• high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
  • college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.

mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

batman-mudafuka:

Cats are literally the cutest nerds ever

(Source: omgbuglen)

"you had such a thirst for knowledge; and now school has ruined that."

something that someone said to me recently and I think about it a lot. (via writerings)

(Source: ecrirers)